Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash DVD (2008)

Directed by: Jonathan Gorman & Thomas Edward Seymour
Starring: Debbie Rochon, Rachael Robbins, …

Here’s a movie about a bunch of bikini-clad girls that work in a car wash to help raise money for a good cause. Possibly a sequel to this movie? All goes well until they mess around with a Ouija board (never a good idea in this type of movie) and raise The Chef from the dead. Hence the title of the movie… Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash.

While the story on its own may seem like the kind of material Oscar winners are made of, this movie is bad. And I don’t mean bad like in so bad it becomes funny again. No, this one just plain stinks. The acting is horrible, the attempts at humour are pathetic, the dialogues are terrible and to let you in on a little secret, I think the guy that plays Chef is as much a real actor as he is a real chef.

To keep this momentum of negative energy going, I would further like to add that the blood and gore is kinda minimal and amateuristic (there’s an understatement!). But hey, at least there’s plenty of bikini action to go round and the ‘actresses’ are kind of goodlooking!
Score: 2 out of 10